Did you know they sell dual-purpose coolers nowadays? They look and act like normal coolers – keeping the lagers icy cold. But on top of doing just normal cooler-stuff – they have WHEELS!!!!
This is brilliant! Ingenious really! Cause now when the innocent little Bocce ball game turns ugly – you all know how it happens…same old story, you toss your ball – aiming for the little white one – and you land very close, your excitement barely contained at your sure-win, then your opponent tosses his last ball and you hear a loud SMACK! His ball comes down and knocks yours clean away. Your smile turns upside down and you start to argue, things get heated, people start throwing the balls at each other, someone even hurls their hot-dog-stick. Cutthroat. Lifetime friendships lost, engagements ended, family ties severed.
But now, all that can be salvaged – now when things start to turn ugly, you just empty out the coolers, climb inside and start the new game – COOLER RACES! People will scream with joy, bounce with laughter, and hug even strangers out of sheer delight… And the best part about this new game is finding the beer that got missed at the bottom of the cooler – like the French fry you find at the bottom of the McDonald’s bag – you crack the trophy beer as you plummet awkwardly down the hill encased in your Coleman.
Yes, my friend that is the moment of true euphoria.
happy friday!
Q: Why were all the ink spots crying?
A: Because their father was in the pen!
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